You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

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fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.

“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already”

by David David's son April 16, 2024

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Titty Tuesday

One Free Titty Pic From ANYONE (can be a guy if ur a faggot)

can only be used on April 27th

Crispy: Its TITTY TUESDAY!!
RandomGuy: Whats that
Crispy: Titty Pic From ANYONE

by CrispyTheMemeLordLol April 23, 2021

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No Gay Tuesday

No matter what homosexual things are said on any Tuesday of any week, it is not homosexual because it is No Gay Tuesday.

I'm going to suck your dick, No Gay Tuesday though.

by bigboy1232142 January 22, 2020

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rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday

black nigger gay rapist sex anal sexy booty nigger that rapes and kills children aka the niggerest of them all, sigma rizzler niggerhead from ohio, yes niggerhead is a real word you fat ass nigger I sodomized a 5 year old girl, along with 20 90 year olds.

rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday raped and sodomized a 5 year old girl.

by braylanniggersrIZZNIGGEROHIO November 18, 2023

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