Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 10, 2020

taking a number 81

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation

Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room

by T@p$ter! November 15, 2017

bad number flow

When a sequence of numbers such a phone numbers are cobbled together in an auditorally displeasing way

A: Yea, my number's 777-7777.

B: bro, that's bad number flow

by Joe to the B October 1, 2017

number one stunner

The act of being so stunning, that you are now in-fact, number one.

That nigga jamal is so sexy, he must be a number one stunner!

by blizzzzaaaaaaa October 9, 2008

situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

by pjargon July 21, 2020

Rule Number Two

Fundamental rule of dating females, no fat chicks

1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks

Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two

by tdpass6000 January 3, 2017

rolling numbers

Incestuous masturbation, more specifically masturbation inspired by hearing one's parents rolling on the couch

When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

by Rick Nielsen July 20, 2008