tap nose

after enough time has passed you forget about the rush of water that streams out of your nasal passage as a result of an epic surf session, and falls onto anything in front of you.

was just texting my mates about the pumping surf and just tap nosed my phone.

by fijiniji October 23, 2013

Nose guard

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.

Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!

by manhandleit24 September 21, 2015

nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2010

Honker Nose

N.

Owen Wilson.

Hey look! Honker Nose is on entertainment tonight!

by hominyngrits March 7, 2010

tweet nose

What you call someone with a very big nose.So big, it leans over to the left. In tweet's song, one of the lines goes "lean ooover to the left"

"James, your nose so big it lean over the left"

"You got that tweet nose"

by Uh-Oh Oreo June 28, 2004

nose-loader

one who habitually snorts cocaine and prefers it to any other drug.

"Pot heads are fine with me as long as he isn't a nose-loader."

by grayvdishduties July 2, 2009

Downstairs Nose

A slang, yet proper term for ones penis.

Used most often in lighthearted situations.

bro #1" hey bro you gonna hook up with that chick again?"

bro #2 " Na man I blew it. My downstairs nose sneezed too early"

by The criminalz March 30, 2011