Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born (usually while drunk)

Yo bro, I was so Patrick Shwavy last night I accidentally confused a kid with cerebral palsy with a kid that died in a car accident. I never wanna drunk again

by Oreolas December 16, 2019

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head.

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head, is another way for saying Boosie Fade.

You look exactly like Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head... it´s like the Boosie Fade hahah!

by JaxTheUrbanDictonarian. April 27, 2023

Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.

Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole

by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Man I got all Patrick Shwavy last night I even kissed a dude

by Wrandb04 December 16, 2019

Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.

Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED

by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021

Patrick

A gym rat red-head who enjoys getting gains and working on their image for those to see.

Yo, you remember Patrick?

Yeah that gym nut who basically lives in the gym? Who doesn't.

by FadeFromNA February 4, 2022

Patrick

The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.

Person: who's that gorgeous dude over there
Person 2: that's Patrick

by Dogsarecuteamdsoareyou May 18, 2022