Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.
Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.
by HugeBaldHead August 19, 2015
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Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.
I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.
by dootzero September 17, 2021
A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.
Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
by sehunsimmons February 11, 2016
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