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the opposite of cannoe jews
by cracked7toilet January 20, 2018
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mormon

"Mormon" is a nickname for people who belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Members of this church received this nickname because they believe The Book of Mormon to be the word of God, in addition to The Bible. There is a prophet in The Book of Mormon whose name is Mormon. He was the last one to write in it, and compiled the other "books" within The Book of Mormon, which is why the book bears his name.

The most important aspect of The Book of Mormon is that it is another testament of Jesus Christ.

"Mormons" believe in God the Eternal Father, and in His son Jesus Christ, and in the Holy Ghost. They also believe that through the Atonement of Christ, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gospel.
Mormons are Christians too!

Mormons missionaries serve throughout the world to share the good news of Jesus Christ. Be nice to them!
by Coco & Chanel February 4, 2010
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mormon

religious people also known as members of The church of jesus christ of latter day saints. I am a mormon. I love to play frisbee (its the mormons game you might say) we believe in the bible and the book of mormon. we are allowed to drink pop and we do not practice polygamy as many rumors say we do. we are actually pretty normal good people. You may see 2 guy missionaries walking or riding a bike in a white shirt and tie. most likely mormon. you probably have many mormon friends and not know it. being mormon is fun spiritual and clean. I am 14 myself and totally enjoy it. Utah is not our holy city but just a place where mormons were forced to from mobs who for some reason didn't like us.
being mormon is healthy for your body.
by dylan mundy September 1, 2008
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Book of Mormon

The last gospel of the Bible, translated by Joseph Smith and published in 1830.

Is Mormonism of Christianity?

Galatians 1:8 (NIV)
But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let him be eternally condemned!
by moltovivace April 29, 2005
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Mormon Klump

A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.

The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.
Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."
by shermanklump March 26, 2011
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Mordon

when an asian girl, falls in love with a semi-attractive caucasian male.. they become "mordon"
GOD. there was limi, and now mordon!
i will die alone.
by 58bitches November 19, 2012
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Moronacy

A situation of insanity attributable to ill-informed decisions, histrionics, or daftness, usually perpetrated by Biden voters or wahmen (aka morons).
The Moronacy of the LGBTQLMNOP groups claiming men can have a period has hit a fever pitch.
by LastOfTheSmokers April 8, 2022
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