Mustard minge

Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard

I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

minge

A car in pristine condition.

you've got a really clean minge.

by bhdrfgh November 16, 2021

Minged

An adjective describing a form of intoxication where the member is more than fried, but also in control of their actions.

Aye bruh that gas got me minged as shit. IS THERE CUM IN THAT JAUNT???

by Hammer66 June 2, 2022

Minge

A horrible hairy smelly fishly unwashed for years vagina.

Someone that's called binge but has the qualifications to upgrade to Minge

Aka Minge says he works 80 hours a week for well above minimum wage to make 60k a year in a minimum wage no brain job... But he spends most his time playing games. How is this possible?

WHAT A LYING MINGE!!

by Uknightx June 15, 2021

Minge

fanny vagina poon pussy

Last night at the bar I saw him and my minge clapped.

by NELSON_MAH-MINGE August 21, 2019

minge milk

The juices that come out of a big sweaty minge.

I don't want no cows milk on my cornflakes! I want your moms juicy minge milk!

by Darraghdaly May 5, 2015

Minge

A funny name for a woman's vagina most commonly used in the UK or England.

"Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"

" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022