blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 5, 2009

texas log splitter

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.

Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong

by zeke18 June 21, 2006

ucoking teh log

stealing nicknames on an IRC server, which confuses bots that keep stats.

*** suzumebachi is now known as h0rn3t
*** garian is now known as suzumebachi
*** suzumebachi is now known as garian
<littlechavez> D:
<littlechavez> stop ucoking teh logs!

by Garian March 2, 2003

Amish Log Flume

Having anal sex with a chick who has a thick beard.

Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.

by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 7, 2009

Louisiana Log Jammer

An extremely well thought out sex act that requires advance planning. You begin by dropping a medium to large sized deuce in the toilet. Take said deuce out of the toilet, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer for 6 hours. After the deuce is thoroughly frozen, take it out and give it to your girlfriend. She then takes the deuce and proceeds to masturbate with it. As the deuce thaws, it slowly deteriorates and clogs up her pussy... hence the log jamming action.

Damian1381 convinced his girlfriend to take part in a Louisiana Log Jammer session with him. Three days later, she came down with a yeast infection.

by Hot Carl in Damian's mouth June 28, 2011

lunar log-jam

When two people line up butt to butt and poop into each other.

The porno was incredibly boring until the German girls started to do the lunar log-jam.

by A-row May 19, 2003

Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.

During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.

by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015