the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
by gulliblezine February 05, 2009
by zeke18 May 25, 2006
*** suzumebachi is now known as h0rn3t
*** garian is now known as suzumebachi
*** suzumebachi is now known as garian
<littlechavez> D:
<littlechavez> stop ucoking teh logs!
*** garian is now known as suzumebachi
*** suzumebachi is now known as garian
<littlechavez> D:
<littlechavez> stop ucoking teh logs!
by Garian March 03, 2003
Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.
by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 08, 2009
An extremely well thought out sex act that requires advance planning. You begin by dropping a medium to large sized deuce in the toilet. Take said deuce out of the toilet, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer for 6 hours. After the deuce is thoroughly frozen, take it out and give it to your girlfriend. She then takes the deuce and proceeds to masturbate with it. As the deuce thaws, it slowly deteriorates and clogs up her pussy... hence the log jamming action.
Damian1381 convinced his girlfriend to take part in a Louisiana Log Jammer session with him. Three days later, she came down with a yeast infection.
by Hot Carl in Damian's mouth June 26, 2011
by A-row May 20, 2003
Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.
During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.
by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015