My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022

The New Order: Last Days of Europe

The New Order: Last Days of Europe, shortened as TNO, is a Hearts of Iron IV mod, that is set in an alternate timeline where Nazi Germany utterly wins World War II, but quickly loses the peace. The New Order is a narrative-driven mod that focuses on the fallout of an Axis victory and its effects on the world, leading to a three-way Cold War in the 1960s. The mod is known for being incredibly ambitious and features many new mechanics and large amounts of events, paths and characters.

You're such The New Order: Last Days of Europe player.

by Dumugian October 13, 2021

last chance community college

Meaning of the acronym LCC, which also coincidentally means "Luzerne County Community College."

People who are too lazy to get a real degree go to LCC, the Last Chance Community College.

by rfrsiopgjdog May 6, 2015

Drop my last grape

When someone is in a compromising situation that leads to unlubbed anal sex.

“I knew I didn't have his money so my only option was to drop my last grape.”

"Oh shit! Did you do it Jamaal?"

"hell yeah son, I had to drop my last grape!"

by Kella August 8, 2015

Last Thing I Heard On The Radio

The common excuse for blurting out a song at random moments, usually during a car ride in the morning to work, or just early in the morning. People are usually shocked and confused by the outburst, and, most of the time, ask "what was that?"

Wayne: Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!

Casandra: What was that?

Wayne: Sorry, It was the last thing I heard on the radio this morning...

by Kyle C. Eakin October 9, 2008

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.

by JMC70 May 5, 2018

my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy

my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

by Hammond_Cheese May 30, 2018