Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"

"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"

by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007

spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 26, 2010

sweep kick

You've got one coming, I'll be there in 4 hours

Good Luck...

Just to clear up any confusion, yeah, I'm on my way to sweep kick that living crap out of you

by PERSON I THINK August 4, 2020

quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with

“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead”

by TriTron_ May 9, 2018

Schvendi-kick

One of the most advanced tricks that can be done in any sport. It could be motocross, snowboarding, and even soccer.

Kyle: "Oh. One schvendi-kick? Man, these guys are nuts!"

by seeinthefours January 6, 2012

fed kick

when your county jail is full the federal government starts to release non violent inmates to make room for new bodies. The term Fed Kick was popularized in Riverside California, many other counties simply call them early releases.

A. Where that New Wood Go?
B. Kicked Em.
A. Damn Every one getting a fed kick but us.

by Googlefaps.com June 8, 2019

Kicked the dingo

When some really really messes up and you want to just Uggghhh.

"He really kicked the dingo on that one aye!

"So then I found out really happend and I kicked the dingo!"

by Memes_Of_reality July 16, 2022