French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

jew snip

When a male has had his forskin surgically removed..

"Have you seen James' purple headed yoghurt slinger? It has no hat, he's had the jew snip."
Authors - Kingsley Jew Bag & Michael the jew disciple

by Jew Yoghurt Slinger November 4, 2014

referral jew

Someone who frequently and/or excitedly refers other people to a sign up for a service that a company provides in order to get a bonus.

My referral Jew friend sent me a link to sign up for Dropbox and now we both got an extra 250MB of space, yo!

by Referral Digger December 3, 2013

Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.

He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew

by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015

Joe the Jew

A savage mother fugger. End of Story.

Danny Blanco is a Joe the Jew

by TacocaT257playdoh November 14, 2016

Hot Jew

Microwaving a bagel the having sex with it.

My girlfriend broke up with me so I had a Hot Jew

by The Dissapointer November 24, 2019

The jew game

People gather around in a circle and start throwing money on the ground. The first one to pick up the money is deemed the jew. Other people can bully and harass the person for it.

Tony threw a 5 dollar bill on the floor. Alex couldn't resist and picked it up. Alex was the winner of the jew game and called a jew for the next month.

by Shackle meister April 8, 2019