Jeff

Turning your back on humanity, siding with the small insect-like alien cybernetic lifeforms that encapsulate your body to form the mecha
Did you see how long it took the military to take that last mecha out?
Ya bro, the tide is turning
I can't believe how many people jeffed today!
Ya, bro
I mean, we are probably all going to die but, wtf?!?
Honestly . . . I was thinking about jeffing too
No! Not you too
Well ya, I think they made a good point
Bro . . . but . . . I mean, you're not wrong
Wait! Does this mean, we are going to jeff together?
I mean, the family is gone, the job, pfft . . . my dog
That broke you
Ya
Ya
Let's do it
Let's jeff this whole planet
by killsamurai August 18, 2024
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He’s d1ck is so big 🥵🤤

By Samuel
-Samuel: I love ur d1ck ZADDY
-Jeff: shut rip and suck it
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A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.
by JeffsAccount June 10, 2019
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The most high degree of a hater. These people hide in plain sight as supporters and in darkness tell people how they hate you while also ranting over the internet about you while never directly talking to you or mentioning you.

They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.
Fuck Jeff.

Look at Jeff over there, just Jeffing it up!
by Salvatore Perigio September 16, 2019
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Jeff, a person who loves Medz. Very funny and caring.

-the end-
Jeff loves taking Medicines (medz)
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A large dick head who thinks he's better than everyone else and like a to treat kids who do nothing like crap, he also likes to suck big dick and is a pussycat when it comes to sucks. He likes to treat your mom like shit
Omg he is such a Jeff

I think I accidentally pulled a jeff
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This boy WHITE. Fan of Eminem, movie theater popcorn, Disney world (unironically), amateur film critic, bobble head enthusiast, got a cat as a best friend (and she a real bitch). Party trick: changing the channel with his toes.
“Jeff paid $650 to see a twenty one pilots concert in Tampa
by Red Flaming Hero November 25, 2021
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