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If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
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Jackson)-ong
Girl 2)-that’s Jackson prehn isn’t he so handsome and amazing?!?!?!
Girl 1)-yeah do you think he would go out with me?
Girl 2)- no he is a pimp he don’t got time for hoes.
Jackson)-ong
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by Kaymmm March 21, 2020
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Boy: Who's MJ?
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Boy: Who's MJ?
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by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021
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