Stephen was doing a "Canada's history" to this lady in "The Beaver" magazine. But the magazine got filtered out by porn filters.
by IhateDCsnowstorms February 4, 2010
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by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010
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by Dajohnster February 11, 2010
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Apparently I'm wanted by the cops after giving that one slut a Canada's History last week. Whats this world come to, where you can't shove giant trophies up girls' asses anymore?
by Colbertnation02042010 February 4, 2010
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by CanadianDeviant February 4, 2010
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