Canada's History 

After a hearty Stanley Cup victory the Canucks decided to steal the Maple Leaf's moose antlers from their club room. Whilst doing that the Forward who shall remain nameless from the Canucks "accicentally" found his way into the shower room of the Maple Leaf's and found some maple syrup sitting in a shower stall. He then attempted to abscond with the maple syrup and was stopped by the entire team. As they were fighting Sarah Palin walked in to "comfort" the Leafs, and the rest is history.

Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.

Oh man, let's commemorate the victory of the Canucks and have a "Canada's History" night, baby, you know what I mean.

Canada's History by colbertbabymama February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup

Dude, I totally pulled Canada's History on that skank!

Canada's History by liveadvisor February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of pouring maple syrup into the Stanley cup, dipping moose antlers into the syrup and then trying to fit the moose antlers into any and every orifice humanly conceivable.

Sean Hannity partakes in Canada's History whenever and wherever he craves maple syrup.

Canada's History by Aerophagia February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.

Canadian bacon is made using Canada's history.

Canada's History by C Nation February 5, 2010

Canada's history 

a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant

paul: hey mike, how it go last night?

mike: o man we did canada's history!!

paul: really?!

mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history

Canada's history by tayson 88 February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

When one takes the Stanley cup, a vat of maple syrup, moose antlers, twin midgets dressed up as Mounties, three double-gay hermaphrodites dressed up as Rush, and then you REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THIS SEX ACT IS RENAMED THE COLBMERICA!

I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.

Canada's History by NakedAngry February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of felching an animal, storing the product in your cheeks, and reinserting said material, under pressure, back into the original source animal.

Man I went to see a Canada's History show and threw up all over place.

Canada's History by speedbox February 5, 2010