Tax

Something that should never be payed, no matter what the government tells you.

Guy1: Did you pay your taxes?
Smart Guy: No of course not taxes aren't for paying just wasting paper.

by kyle's mother is sexy November 28, 2024

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Skibomclat Tax

I don’t know what the hell this is but whatever.
When you call someone a Skibidi “ Bomboclat “ (Jamaican Slang for Motherfucker ) all because they didn’t pay your tax, which is a pay to Fanum Tax which is the act of taking one’s food.

Andrew : Damn, these are good fries.
Nelly : Its time for your Skibomclat Tax!
Andrew : Fuck you.

by coalweennier May 30, 2024

National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.

Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!

by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

tax a snitch

1) To use force or scare tactics to get the money that's owed to someone, usually for drugs.

2) To exact revenge or payment from someone who has snitched.

"That bitch owes me for the dope - I'm gonna have to tax a snitch to get my cash back."

by truecrime11 September 13, 2016

tin tax

A debate term based on famous debater Tin Puljić famously coined by other famous debaters such as Rumen Marinov and Matt Caito which essentially means that good debaters who do incredibly well in the first two rounds of a tournament end up in a room with Tin in the third round and inevitably end up losing.

"Damn, the first two rounds went so well, guess we have to pay the tin tax in R3 now/"

by wasteland-peace November 6, 2023