Fanum Tax

Someone likes you enough to deal with your weird bullshit, like Kai allows Fanum to just keep taking food.

You're so Fanum Tax!

by Bachemist February 22, 2024

Titty tax

Anytime your S/O has their shirt off they must show their tittys

Hey your shirts off, not you gotta pay the titty tax

by Jason’s deli April 18, 2025

Fanum tax

When somebody takes your food
And not asking

Randy - eating food

Ronaldo- takes Randy’s food
Ronaldo- he says FANUM TAXX

by Wock2fqck December 22, 2023

Fanum Tax

When you steal a piece of food from your pookie/friend.

Me: Lemme Fanum Tax some of your hamburger
My friend: Nuh uh...

by DiscordMod January 9, 2025

Teko tax

When doing a deal at someone's place or on or in there property, or in there plain sight. A percentage is paid to them.

I call teko tax

by Keaido November 16, 2018

Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.

Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.

by Ragaja October 12, 2018

Skibomclat Tax

I don’t know what the hell this is but whatever.
When you call someone a Skibidi “ Bomboclat “ (Jamaican Slang for Motherfucker ) all because they didn’t pay your tax, which is a pay to Fanum Tax which is the act of taking one’s food.

Andrew : Damn, these are good fries.
Nelly : Its time for your Skibomclat Tax!
Andrew : Fuck you.

by coalweennier May 30, 2024