bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)

She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.

by Taylor Mckenzie April 5, 2008

eggrollin

the stage in a relationship when the partners spend all day in bed under the covers, wrapped up like an egg roll.

Have you seen Diane? No, she's been eggrollin with jack all weekend.

by Fer de Lance Armstrong February 12, 2010

Eggnogged

When a man ejaculates in a woman's face and then sprinkles nutmeg on her head.

Example: LordVader burst in Magpies face then eggnogged her to finish.

by Michael apt. 9 October 16, 2014

EggHopped

Someone who thinks they are a pro hacker even though they cant code a custom minecraft client for their life, they tend to think they can dox and say they have friends who will swat you and ddos you.

DUDE THAT KID EGGHOPPED IS A FAGGOT HE LETS BULLY HIM

by kidwithdownsyndrome June 16, 2017

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by that is gay man. June 15, 2021

baltimore eggroll

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.

guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!

by pleasureboy1000 April 24, 2010

Hffmelly Eggs

A word used to describe something random, Tim Lincecum sucks; a word that most cannot say but is used to lighten a situation.

Cody: Man Tim Lincecum likes dudes huh??

Rob: ......Hffmelly eggs

by afi GR October 21, 2010