Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.
Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
by andrea63278879603 November 23, 2021
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by Bernadle June 27, 2022
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a mixed florida nigga that wears grillz in his teeth and hang with darkskin florida niggas graduate santaluces community high school. he still doesn't have job yet and all he does at home is eat food, play video games, smoke weed, go to the park and hang out with some friends and w.e. but eddy is actually a cool person to hang with and has no problem with anybody
by Adensky.1kayy October 17, 2019
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