musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 27, 2022

Dusty Tornado

The act of putting cocaine on your ass and farting in your partners face.

Last night i gave her a Dusty Tornado

by fuck_bees June 25, 2017

dusty oven

A female with a yeast infection

Autumn found out she has a dusty oven at the doctors

by The dustier oven October 04, 2022

Dusty yute

Harriet Clarke

Harriet Clarke is the definition of a dusty yute

by Shjdehbs February 20, 2022

dusty FED

Short for Corrupt Cop or Federal that can not be trusted.

Yo Bruv, You're Dad's a Dusty FED

by KonstantChaos December 28, 2023

Dusty Bob

Dusting powdered sugar on the butthole before you eat it.

"I'll admit, at first I was hesitant.. but then when I tried the Dusty Bob it completely changed my outlook on life."

by Teh Brofessor April 21, 2017

Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.

That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.

by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016