turbo deuce

the shit you have to take after drinking coffee, this shit will make you sweat that cold sweat...this shit will not wait for you to find the cleanest bathroom in your workplace...this shit won't even let you put an ass gasket down on the toilet

Abdullah: Damn Kevin you came through with those bomb doughnuts from Aroma's...wait where are you going...
Kevin: (while holding his ass) ey man...i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my niggaz in the V and i got the turbo deuce comin...

by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010

deuceski

derevitive of deuce. noun. the excrement that is produced by "dropping a deuce". poop.

i have to drop a deuceski.

i made a run for the boarder @ taco bell and now i have to drop a big deuceski.

by christo October 27, 2003

Deucey Lucy

A fat girl weighing at least 200 pounds or more, but not more than 299.

Deucey referring to the 200 club.

"Dude, look at that Deucey Lucy eating that Dairy Queen Blizzard over there, didn't we just see her at McDonald's duffing 3 Big Mac's and a trash bag of full of french fries a half hour ago?!"

by lukebluske January 4, 2008

deuce

Another word for fecal matter, a lot of the time preceding or anteceding the words drop, dropping, or dropped.

On a dark and stormy night, Axl Rose, the lead singer of Guns N' Roses, opened the front door of his mansion to the smell of roses pervading through the air. He walked upstairs and into his bedroom to find his wife lying face down on their bed. He quickly stripped off his clothes, crouched above her, and dropped a fatty deuce on her back.

by Weezy F Burlo January 10, 2011

Deucebag

Someone who goes All in, Preflop with pocket deuces, and ends up beating someone with a higher pocket pair.

That deucebag pulled those trips out his ass!

by Bobinator238 October 22, 2010

Deuce

A black person in New Jersey Police slang. In NJ on police reports, persons are identified by race codes 01 for white, 02 for black and 05 for hispanic. Thus, a black person is a "deuce"

1st cop : "This guy was running his mouth, so I cracked him one."
2nd cop: "A deuce?"
1st cop" "What do you think?"

by canadiandeucecurveball November 29, 2010

Deuce

An ugly person. Deuce= 2 a dime= 10

If someone calls you a duece they are saying you look like shit

A deuce is a honey that's ugly

If your girl is fine, she's a dime

by BigBig oh oh oh October 25, 2011