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Suit Douche

A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.
A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."
by Montrose Teutopolis September 9, 2009
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Hyper Douche

few have reached this level of doucheyness, one must hone their abilities for years to reach the zen-like state of hyper douche
-dude, jeff just fucked up my chances with colleen

-wow, hes a real hyper douche
by Zach Coty June 3, 2004
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douche-canoe

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche
That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe
by Sennex July 30, 2010
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Douche Cookie

A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.
Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

That guy is a total douche cookie.
by David Klein September 16, 2005
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douche face

The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'

Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.
"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"

*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).
by obviously April 22, 2008
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Douche Master

the person who wrote the last entry for douche master.
Rod: fuck you, quit being a douche baguette

Todd: I'm not the one who's a complete douche master
by potatoes April 18, 2006
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douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.

US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
by lLamaD February 18, 2005
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