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Double Handed Swan

An intricate masturbation technique used to achieve maximum stimulation and a mind blowing orgasm.
"When you were gone I totally pulled off the double handed swan." - Harry
"Awww man thats gross." - Vinay
"Yeah but it felt great." - Harry
by The.Party.Brigade November 18, 2009
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double nots

stuck in two situations. can't decide to go to one or the other
person 1: which girl should i date?

person 2: don't know dude. sounds like double nots to me
by darkesthypershadow June 14, 2010
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Double Down Sandwich

For 5$ extra your server can stab you in the heart
That Double Down Sandwich was delicious!

That heart attack was delicious!
by Colonel Kentucky May 7, 2010
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Double XL (2XL)

A brand of cigar paper which has twice the width of the standard size. the papers are almost always used for blunts because of the ease at which they can be rolled, as well as the DELICIOUS smell and taste.
ay man, you wanna go roll a blunt?

fosho, lemme go pick up a double XL (2XL)
by ThaMaddHatter December 18, 2010
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double whoosh

When the other party not only doesn't get the joke, they don't get the explanation either.
"To get to the other side."

But why?

Double whoosh.
by BJ33196 October 21, 2010
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double windsor

A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."
He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.
by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011
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Double Reverse Wax Job

The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.
Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.

Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.
by Team Total Penetration April 23, 2012
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