cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

by brett March 23, 2005

cum drenched

The state of being covered in man juice! Drenched in Cum!!

Your mum was cum drenched after I spaffed all over her face last night.

by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Cum Scribe

A scholarly expert at the art and history of cum; a slut.

My favourite kind of woman is a brainless cum scribe.

by the $cuN>| April 23, 2008

Cum roll

When a girl cums once and has a second cum immediately following the first. This phenomenon is also known as... a cumwave, or a rolling cum.

And then Susie said to little Timmy, "cum roll, please!"

by Eely Earl November 3, 2015

Cum Curtains

Huge, fake eyelashes.

Dude, I jizzed in her eye, but her fucking cum curtains blocked it!

by branchzz March 18, 2021

cum rolling

The act where you cum onto yourself then rubbing it all over your body

my mom walked in on me, at least I wasn't cum rolling!

by Mr_pancakes April 15, 2014