chrisy coon

a term to say to someone named chris to make them upset

you: chrisy coon
chris: aw

by TheReallyRealReel March 29, 2022

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 April 13, 2016

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.

That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.

by chaivalla March 23, 2024

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.

That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.

by chaivalla March 27, 2024

Garbage Bin Coon

A slang term for a crazy homeless black person

Look at that rabid ass garbage bin coon he’s going full mental

by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018

Coon Cracker

A person of a minority background (specially of African American descent) who ignores their identity to believe in derogatory or prejudice beliefs against people of their race, mostly to secure a seat as one of the “good ones” when trying to fit into or be validated as a Republican.

Darnel and I used to be tight back in high school, we had always bonded over the news stories on the police incidents, but I checked out his insta feed and he’s become such a coon cracker thinking they want him to genuinely be there.

by LamePower January 27, 2025

Coon bait

When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!

Parker had the shittiest game of disc golf today, all he was throwing was coon bait!

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 21, 2021