coffee nose

When you take a sip of coffee and your nose dips into your drink

I looked in the mirror and saw a brown spot on my face; that's when I realized I had coffee nose.

by theytookmypseudonym December 22, 2019

Coffee Moment

A point during adulthood when something one has tried and disliked many times in youth finally becomes palatable.

"So I was watching History of the World Part 1 for like the hundredth time the other day and I finally had my coffee moment with Monty Python."

by j0npau1 October 25, 2012

coffee hug

When Typing -hugs- on FB to much :D

K- what yah so not running into that snowman coz it's a moomoo! -hugzzzz- :)
Loo loo- LOL coffee hugs

by Eggzorcist March 29, 2014

Coffee Maker

So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.

Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker

You can't choose your parents but you can choose your kid's mother/father and your coffee maker.

by Dovagedy January 8, 2020

The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!

shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!

by daras1 March 17, 2005

coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

by lflqueen February 19, 2009

Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle

The men went coffee potting girls last night.

by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010