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christmas aft

The day after Christmas. December 26. Mainly because 'the day after Christmas' just takes too long. Use it, pass it around, make it popular.
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I had a pretty good Christmas Aft. I hit all the sales.

The inlaws went home on Christmas Aft.
by longpants December 27, 2005
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christmas spirit

When you fill your ass with egg nog and give your partner a Christmas cocktail. Either filling a cup or shot glass will do, however I find going directly from the anus to the mouth is especially Christmasy.
Aw honey, you look a little down, can I give you a little Christmas Spirit?
by Notfornothin January 11, 2008
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Christmas in July

A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.
You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:

- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

- hanging Christmas lights

- putting up your Christmas tree

- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)

- cooking a turkey or tofurky

- making and drinking spiked egg nog
by K_ December 15, 2008
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hippie christmas

Celebrating the winter solstice, by burning the yuletide log then going out for chinese food and a movie.
Brighid and her daughter enjoyed a hippie christmas at the movies, while most people were at christmas church services.
by viki and kayleigh December 28, 2005
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white christmas

When you toilet paper someone's house on Christmas, they get a White Christmas.
I'm gonna give you a White Christmas... baby
by Sterlhasasmallhead December 17, 2004
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Christmas Squits

The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.
Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.

Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!
by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008
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Christmas barf

excessive decorations on some houses
Wow Christmas barfed on these houses a lot this year.
by EJmcn October 4, 2010
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