chocolate hostage

a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.

by Rotormitch January 15, 2008

chocolate peacock

Part of speech: noun

Origin of word: Tommy Sotomayor

A black male, usually a SIMP, that flexes artifical possessions, achievements, promises, or money to stand out, usually to impress a female. These males usually don't focus on their future in life, but instead, focus only on madden, drugs, 2k, jordans, a female, or passing out mixtapes in usual places. The majority of these peacocks are seen in reservations known as the homes of black women.

Example:

"Why is that nigga wearing a bright red shirt and a long goal chain? He's broke."

"He's a chocolate peacock."

"Ooo..."

by kingplutoxiao1 September 9, 2015

Chocolate Docking

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.

Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!

by d0ckingPr0 June 26, 2010

Chocolate locker

The anatomical region of the body that is known as your butt.

Rich-"Hey Dave we got a new pet hamster."
Dave-"Ohh yeah were is it at."
Rich-"I put it in my chocolate locker for safe keeping."
Dave-"Ewwwwwwwww!"

by JFG3 September 10, 2010

chocolate dropp

Chocolate Dropp is a fine ass boy he's smart cute cool funny knows how to dress and especially likes to flirt but wen he gets a lady he's down for that girl if they do sum wrong he say fuck em but he smexyy asf too and also wen y'all lady's throws it back he gone fuck y'all shii up just to let u cute lady's know

Damn who's Chocolate Dropp, he's one fine ass boy

by MoneyMann September 13, 2017

chocolate-dandy

Slang term for an uptight homosexual males anus.

he ordered lobster, but he wouldn't even give up the chocolate-dandy.

by anthemarcose October 21, 2010

chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.

I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.

by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016