I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

cheese eater

is a snitch, a rat, someone who is working with the cops

dont fuck with that fool, he,s a cheese eater

by elcochinoe November 1, 2003

Cheech and Chong

The two greatest human beings who have ever lived.

Cheech and Chong

Chong: "Who is it?"

Cheech: "Its Dave man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"

Chong: "Who?"

Cheech: "Dave man, open up!"

Chong: "Dave?"

Cheech: "Yeah Dave, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"

Chong: "Dave's not here!"

by Anthony Stoner September 20, 2006

wonder cheese

the sticky, gooey, sweaty, smelly stuff that accumulates under the male ballsack after hours of strenuous activity.

Dude you need a shower, i can smell your wonder cheese from here!

by suzuki249ryder February 3, 2009

Old cheese

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.

by dieselcom August 1, 2007

bell cheese

Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin

When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting

by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003

cheese bus

It's the slang version for a yellow school bus.

Our class is going to Washington DC, in a yellow cheese bus!

by gerberkids June 27, 2006