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Ass burgers

A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.
Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
by CryingTaco69 December 5, 2020
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burger moment

- Did you hear there was another burger moment?
- What happened?
- Some incel shot up a school...
by nonyabusiness37 March 22, 2023
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Burger Kinging

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.
Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.
by Neptune's Fat Dick July 2, 2021
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Geometric Burger

Geometric Burger is a restaurant found in lard country. The menu includes The geometric burger, trapezoidal fries, beef cubes, semi circle salad, and for parties, the lardy party cake!
by Bibbleshnoop May 24, 2018
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Sliding Burger

Sexual position involving two males and one female, one male in the back with his penis inserted into her anus, female in the middle, and the other male in the front with his penis in the females mouth. If the man in the back starts humping, the females mouth slides up the other mans dick, if she slides back, she falls into his dick, pretty simple.
Dude, me and Ethan ran a Sliding Burger on Raina last night!
by CoolSexMan1443 October 16, 2020
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Burger Pics

The things you can never at ALL stop yourself for looking up when you're hungry,because who doesn't like a good 'ol burger?Especially with alcohol.
Burger Pics RULE!HELL YEEEEAH!
by BotBurgie February 1, 2017
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Pergar’s burgers

Pergar’s burgers are best
by Dapoggster October 4, 2023
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