bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

by kobi16701 December 9, 2008

bump and awe

A series of events that begins with you literally bumping into a person, looking at their face after the momentary disorientation after the bump, and then realizing (with a shocked look on your face) they are someone oh so famous.

Annette and Enrique were in Paris at lunch when while leaving the café they had a bump and awe experience as they literally ran into Julia Roberts.

by LanguageGod April 3, 2009

bumpalumpin

when your music makes u wanaa dancee

hey SHELTON! this song is bumpalumpin!!
yes it is CULLEN!!!

by MICHAELAISVERYYCUTE April 23, 2009

Bumphab

1. A clever way to use the word "bump"
2. A place where you go to rest, cure, or drain your bump, alter your bump in any way. Also a place you go if you do drugs.

I mean, maybe I'mma need some Bumphab.

by *~urluvizmyyybump:)~* July 27, 2010

Bumpersticky

Something worthy of a bumpersticker, or more usually, not worthy.

Who decided that 'Smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein!' was bumpersticky?

by TattMan July 29, 2010

bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

bumpercasting

Expressing your point of view through an over abundance of bumper-stickers.

I get you are pro-life, but do you need all the bumpercasting? I can't see what color your car is.

by BiggJoe December 20, 2010