Boofed

When something is absolute fucking trash or broken

I hit a fuckin' deer this morning, my car is absolutely boofed.

by Mike Ehrmantop October 13, 2023

Solar boofing

"Boofing" is a slang term used to describe the act of inserting a liquid substance, typically alcohol or drugs, into the rectum. "Solar boofing" is a slang term for perineum sunning, also known as "butthole sunning," which is a wellness practice where individuals expose the area between their anus and genitals to direct sunlight.

Jessica spreads her cheeks in the backyard for a delightful afternoon of solar boofing.

by Boofcicle July 13, 2025

Boof

Some crap that you don't need or want to do.

We're going on a boof ass field trip to the zoo today.

by internet trool June 15, 2018

Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017

Boof

A foul-smelling fart. I’m not talking toot, tommy squeaker, or bottom burp, but a trouser-ripping stench explosion.

“Eurgh! Which one of you just boofed? Someone must have, it smells like a sewer in here!”

“Oh no...that boof really smells...I’ll have to blame nan”

by binrothehereticjunior May 3, 2021

Boof

Dirt weed, or weed tasting like shit and gives you headaches

Man, yo ass finna get popped one day if you keep selling that boof

by Buttplugger69 May 1, 2021

Boof

It's just boo and oof together, mostly said when something goes wrong or bad etc happens

Friend: hey look he almost busted his ass right now
Me: boof

by R29H21M45 December 1, 2019