Bi-Winning

To have both of your split personalities WIN simultaneously.

Charlie Sheen, when asked about being bi-polar:

“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”

by theGorkman March 30, 2011

Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus

Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.

by themotoboy April 2, 2011

bi-winning

v-
1. The act of winning in one location (or state of mind), then prodeceding to win in another.

adj-
2. A word used to describe a person who can bang 7 gram rocks and finish them because that’s how they roll.

Example:

- Are you bi-polar?
- Bipolar? Wow! What does that even mean? I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by flashgordonfried March 30, 2011

Bi-Winning

A way of life in which you cannot do anything wrong and can do what you like without any consequences no matter how badass you are, ie being Charlie Sheen.

Bang'in 7 gram rocks and finishing them because thats how you role.... oh ya, and surviving. Thats Bi-Winning

by Sack #3 April 1, 2011

Bi-winning

What people with tigers blood do all the time.

Reporter: there are rumors that you are bipolar...is this true?

Charlie sheen: bipolar? Bi-WINNING. I win here I win there. Got tigers blood, man

by Savvy6o7 April 5, 2011

bi-winning

1. To be winning in multiple instances.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by jbyous April 18, 2011

Bi-Patriot

Someone who goes to a different country on vacation that is known for having a large amount of nature (Costa Rica, Peru, Trinidad) and when they get back, criticize every thing about America for being so greedy. This lasts for about two weeks, until they go back to their old ways.

John's being a real Bi-Patriot douche ever since he got back from his Costa Rica trip.

by ireallyhopenooneusedthis May 24, 2011