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battle apples

The act of taking the fake, plastic fruit one finds in hotels, display homes, or Ikea, and using such in a dodgeball fashion. The best, and most aerodynamic decorative fruits are apples, which fly faster and hurt more. Games are compiled of three rounds, and one round ends after a player has been hit three times. It's a one on one game, partner battle apples is for the pros only.
Harry: Dude, why are you so bloody sweaty?
Ron: Oh, me and me mate Neville just finished a game of battle apples.
by littlebaz328 August 27, 2009
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Battleaxe Bisexual

A Bisexual who's educated in bi history and actively fights against biphobia and bi erasure. Battleaxe Bisexuals are shortened into BaBs. BaBs know that pansexuality and other mspec labels (omni/poly) originated out of awful bi stereotypes and biphobia.
Anna: Who are Battleaxe Bisexuals?
Emma: battleaxe Bisexuals are Bisexuals who fight against biphobia and bi erasure. They know that pan is the same as bi and it contributes to biphobia.
Anna: oh thanks. I support BaBs!! And so should everyone
by Seahorsefishes January 24, 2021
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Battleaxe Bisexual

battleaxe bisexuals (BaBs) are a (typically) exclusionist group of bisexual identifying people who believe that pansexuality, omnisexuality and polysexuality contribute to biphobia. some of these people typically are asexual/aromantic exclusionist, transmed, genderfluid exclusionist, and/or hate on anyone that is in the LGBTIAQ+ community that isnt specifically any of the following (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans), as they believe that the LGBTIAQ+ community is specifically for those groups of people. some of these people also threaten and harass pansexual/omnisexual/polysexual, and even other bisexual folk who are not against other m-spec labels. many BaBs tend to say that these people are not battle axe bisexual, however, this is prevalent behaviour among them

Bisexual means attraction to more than one gender, however, its a very broad term, as there are some people with preferences and others without, hence the other m-spec terms that exist specifically to narrow down said users preferences. an example, not all bisexuals are pansexuals, but all pansexuals fall under bisexual

and no, panphobia is not hate against pansexuals, its a serious anxiety disorder, use the term anti-pan (this is literally coming from a pansexual)
Tracy:"hi! i identify as omnisexual!"
Mike: "oh cool! i identify as bisexual!"
Alex: "thats awesome! i identify as pansexual!"
Samantha: "OMFG uR coNTRIBUTIng TO bIPhoBiA yOU fuCKIng rEtARds"
Mike: "ew, a BaB"
Alex: "dont mind them, theyre a battleaxe bisexual"
by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020
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crab battle

Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
Steve: "hey did you see that new movie that came out-"
John: "CRAB BATTLE!!!"

*Steve spear tackles John*
by lysdexiar31 March 14, 2007
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Battlefield 2142

A $50 modification from EA aimed at destroying the BF2 modding community. Contains a handful of new unimpressive features.
EA Fanboy: "Li3K OMG, EA ruxorz they maek teh best gaems! Battlefield 2142 4 t3h winzzzor"
by Meijer's! May 31, 2006
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battle pass

The assortment of different items given upon your level placed in different tiers.In the well known game of fortnite.
“Ye mate, I just got to battle pass rank two”
by Beastly55x February 13, 2018
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battlecat

A older good-looking female, usually at the bar that is attracted to younger men and often easy to have sex with.
Oh my god, this bar is full of battlecats, we are definately getting laid tonight.
by savsars March 20, 2009
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