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mega hump

Getting very upset over nothing
Feeling extremely upset over something someone said to you.
Jack called her weird and now she wont talk to him cause she has the mega hump.
by Eli. December 15, 2008
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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"
by randomguy132 July 16, 2023
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air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)
"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"
by Taffeta_ May 31, 2024
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hubey hump

When an out of shape white man starfishes with a fat black woman and her saggy tits slap him in the face
I can’t wait to hubey hump with Shaniqua from da club! Her knockers sag to her knees!
by Catfishbilly August 24, 2024
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Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.
Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.
by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011
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munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.
by dubble A May 22, 2008
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