You cum, put it on your balls, take a shit, put it on your balls, and then tea bag your sexual partner.
by B-rax April 8, 2008

by patadactel November 4, 2009

Wait 'til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any shits in. When the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her shit into your mouth.
Reece: Have you started your period yet?
Abi: Yes. Why?
Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.
Abi: Yes. Why?
Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.
by Roflpopz McToe December 15, 2010

Is when a Canadian presses his anus against the anus of his French Canadian partner and burrows the fudge badger (turd) into the hutch (anus) of his partner. Often Moosehead Lager is required as a lubricant.
by gDillHole2 January 8, 2011

This is when you make your balls red like a strawberry by using paint, or flicking them, or sunburn etc. And you cover them in chocolate after they are red like a strawberry. You then proceed to teabag your partner. Hence strawberry fudge balls
Oh man last night I flicked my balls until they were red, and then i dipped them in Hershey's chocolate syrup and teabagged my girlfriend while i shouted Strawberry Fudge Balls!
by Banhammer420 May 21, 2009

When a man is having sexual relations with a womans un-douched anus, and gets his penis covered in fecal matter, and in anger at realizing this, puts his penis in the womans mouth
by Der Axel March 22, 2009

When you inhale and lick the dry feces out of an (preferably old) Russian man 's cankles or ballsack and then French kiss him at his funeral.
by Testincles March 28, 2019
