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russian turnpipe

1.)The realization that when another person says they were hurt, it can't be decided by someone else whether they were.
2.) What happens when you try to think about what would happen when you actually get off your lazy ass and do something with yourself. Not that you'll actually do it, though.
3.) A technique for sex in which someone gets jammed forcefully into a small metal pipe by a Russian dude, effectively killing them. Not actually for sex. Just to kill.
He was an asshole until he had a russian turnpipe.
by Brian Montel July 29, 2017
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Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
by daddyscock May 4, 2020
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Russian-bow

Ro-sham-bo for russians but with the added bow gesture.

Originated from the Murmansk suburb of Rosta on an vodka fueled bender where two men were to decide between getting more vodka or steal a boat from the nearby shipyard.
The bow gesture still remains unknown to this day.
-Let's do a Russian-bow!
-What?
-Roshambo with a bow!
-Shut up you're drunk
by Razul Ham April 14, 2015
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Russian Beerlette

A drinking game using an airsoft revolver with one loaded shell. The shooter spins the chamber and pulls the trigger. When the gun fires, the shootee drinks. Safer than standard Russian Roulette
Yo, man you got so wasted playing russian beerlette last night!
by Da Beer Hunter December 23, 2010
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russian fiddleblast

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.
Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.
by Spoonful of poodin February 18, 2018
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Pink Russian

A shot of Pepto-Bismal and Vodka. A smooth drink that takes care of the acid in your stomach and let's you party longer.
I did so many Pink Russians last night I felt like i did the whole Russian Hockey Team.
by musikci October 31, 2015
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Russian's Supper

The erotic act, common in correctional facilities, of molding one's scrotum into a bowl shape and filling it with vodka and boiled potatoes and then forcing another to consume the brew.
'I got that boy in his cell last Tuesday, made him eat my Russian's Supper all up.'

'You got pretty lips, boy, you gonna get Russian Supper'd'
by Paddybongo May 20, 2013
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