Kansas Banana

A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."

We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.

by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021

Wenatchee Banana

A Hispanic fruit picker with a curved penis.

I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.

by One arm Joe March 15, 2007

Banana Suicide

A suicide where your friend or acquaintance assists to kill you by destroying your insides, usually through anal, with his enlarged penis or thunder cock. In most cases, the victim becomes dehydrated and fatigued, then dies after he/she passes out.

Did you hear that Max died from a Banana Suicide?
Yeah, sorry to hear.
Banana Suicides are a hard way to go.

by icats rof April 22, 2018

Banana Slices

a term used against JJ's for them to figure out. There is actually a real meaning behind this term, but it is difficult to find.

Girl: "Hey JJ, does she have banana slices?"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"

by fafjknakfnldka May 21, 2011

banana legs

The term used to describe a person with leg muscle in the front (quadriceps) and none in the back (hamstrings). The legs lack curves appearing unshapely and similar to the shape of a banana.

She wouldn't have banana legs if she strength-trained her hamstrings.

by 1cubby1 July 16, 2011

shithouse bananas

A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.

My mother, Jean, drives me shithouse bananas.

by sweetie2u July 13, 2011

banana cigarette

1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.

2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)

Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.

by Nerdlass June 29, 2010