National disrespect women day

Celebrated on August 10th,
Today nobody has to respect a woman or treat them special.

Person A: Dude, that girl is so pretty
Person B: Bro it's National Disrespect Women day
Person A: My bad, she truly looks terrible

by SerbianLoser August 10, 2022

Women Kissing

When two women kiss. An action often shared between two "females" who enjoy the sensation of the other's lips pressed against their own.

The following is what women kissing sounds like:
Woman 1: I am a lesbian we should totally kiss and junk.
Woman 2: okay.

by Men_Kissing_Enjoyer February 3, 2024

Women

A delectable specimen that is perfect in every shape or form

Or rather somthing most women would kiss even if they are straight.

Hey are you a women because you look very kissable today.

by Eggshells crack April 2, 2023

Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.

Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022

mom likes women

when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes

guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women

by chonky elbow July 3, 2022

ur dad is women

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure

random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying

by Sadly_f September 21, 2021

Women at 28

So when a women reaches this age. They had enough of taking lots of chad dick. They then realize life is important and time is running out. So instead of banging Joanzy and Johnny and Jameel. They finally would rather talk to a regular guy. But regular men are tired of womens bullshit by that age.

Women at 28 Stacy decided she was going to become a Becky now. Cause she didnt want to be a whore her whole life. But her old friend John was tired of her crap so he left.

by Anon2265 February 27, 2024