wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 4, 2020

Naked Wizard

An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).

-Composing witch house? That is so Naked Wizard this shit slaps bruh

Anyway, I love you

by theartser June 19, 2020

cloud wizard

Someone who comes heavily stepping in someones domain spewing tremendous clouds of vapor in mysterious styles

That kid came in started doing weird tricks with his vape like he was summoning sime kind of vape demon...HE WAS A CLOUD WIZARD I TELL YOU

by im smokin tooka July 22, 2020

wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.

”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”

by whatsuplosers69 August 24, 2020

Glizzard Wizard

The person with the biggest dick in the orgy. Usually of african decent.

Damn tyrone was the Glizzard Wizard of the group last night, i cant feel my insides.

by Glizzard Wizerd September 10, 2020

cheese wizard

a term for colin smoke simps that are male

have you talked to matt recently? he's literally THE cheese wizard...

by suukriit September 23, 2020