Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

wet wipe

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.

"You fucking wet wipe"

by willy wanger April 27, 2021

Wipe n' Type

When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!

I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!

by P Squiggle July 16, 2011

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg

I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday

by rn30 April 20, 2024

Ass wipe

If anyone called you asswipe it is probably mesntbin an offensive way, but if you really think about it when your taking a fat shit and you wipe your ass it just feelings so good and you live it, so basically what they are trying to tell you is that they love you.

Your such an "ASS WIPE"... Ughhh I hate you.

by Izzydoodle June 27, 2021

Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.

I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.

by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011