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What Charlie Sheen is doing.
Charlie Sheen: "I just got fired from my job on two and a half men, got drunk, and beat up a hooker"

Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"

Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."
by ipartiedwithcharliesheen March 28, 2011
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Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011
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Bi-winning

A term coined by the manic bi-polar or just geeked up Charlie Sheen after he went all pyschosis following his firing from hit show Two and a Half Men. When a reporter told him "Some of your fans are concerned you might be bi-polar" he responded with "I'm not bi-polar I'm bi-winning!!!!!". Among many other terms he's repeated in his manic state. He also seams to think he has tiger blood and constantly repeats the term "WINNING!". Charlie will crash hard no doubt...
Charlie sheen: "I'm not bi-polar Im bi-winning!!!"

"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"

"I've got tiger blood!"

"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"
by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 24, 2011
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bi-winning

When you're a special individual and win at everything you do. Even when it appears you're losing - you're actually winning.
“I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
- Charlie Sheen
by xxxcajunxxx March 27, 2011
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Win

Win is the hottest person you’ll ever know he usually thinks people are weird and has weird relationships with friends he’s the sexiest person ever and has a huge penis has a great personality and will always make you laugh if you meet a win don’t loose them cause his penis is huge
Bo:bruh I just wanna fuck her but my penis small

Win:well I get to cause I have a big dick
by Win Newman April 30, 2022
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nah I'd win

was said by satoru gojo before fighting the king of curses ryomen sukuna

**Gojo does not win**
yuji: "Sensei, whos stronger between you two"

Gojo: "hmm if sukuna regained all his strength then it'd be a tad difficult"

yuji: "would you lose?"

"nah i'd win"
by Jujutsukaisenfan1234 December 25, 2023
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lawyers that win cases

What’s something that is unreal?”

Lawyers that win cases”
by Cheeae February 24, 2024
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