Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.

"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"

by PHILSWIFTS- THE POWER OF ZEUS October 1, 2019

Wanker

The most commonly used curse word in Australia (besides from cunt)

Some wanker just came over and drank my pint of fosters?!

by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 15, 2019

Wankering

The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.

They were both wankering in computer science.

by Hidded May 27, 2018

pair of wankers

An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank

Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides

Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"

by Tartsssss September 12, 2017

Bus Wanker

A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke

That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER

by MyDadsWife October 2, 2017

Wanker

When you grabbed your penis and start beating it

Your a wanker

by Fidget Spinners Are Fay October 14, 2017

bartle wanker

A wild rif raf who wanks off in class

It’s a bartle wanker

by Skinny wanker October 17, 2017