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Step-Sister-Wife

A wife's husband's "other woman" known to the wife; whether openly acknowledged or not.

The legal wife of a woman's, generally a mistress, long-term boyfriend/lover/mate.

Two or more women who share a romantic relationship with one man, but do not share a dwelling/residence.
After spending 25 years with me and simultaneously spending 18 years with her, she was more like a step-sister-wife than my husband's mistress.

Since Warren Buffett never divorced his wife Susie, she and his long-term partner, Astrid, are, for all intents and purposes, step-sister-wives.
by AmberChella March 17, 2011
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Wife Beater Car

When you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) EVER and you don't want to call it what it really is ( fugly, shit). Instead you take the easy route and say " Daymn you got's a wife beater car right thurr".

The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D
Your friend pulls up in a crapola car and your like..

Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"
by B-ret =D July 27, 2009
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Levi ackerman wife

Levi ackermans wife is a tall girl who knows how to cook and clean and will want Levi to step on her she knows very well that if she cleans bad Levi will kick her ass so she doesn't clean that much :D
Do you know Levi Ackerman wife "Oh Yess I heard she is Pretty and is a cute couple with Levi"
by Levis Ackerman REAL WIFE :) December 29, 2020
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second ex wife

the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.
my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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Danny devito's wife

The women who is married to a literal god.
Danny devito's wife called upon Danny devito's holy power to destroy her enemys in seconds.
by Thelargechickennugget May 20, 2020
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pamper your wife

"Tell me truly, how often do you pamper your wife?"
"About once every two weeks or so."
"That often? After thirty years? Wow."
by KamalaSutra January 1, 2021
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National wife day

On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.
Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
by #1 redler June 29, 2021
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