The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.
by Dickie88 July 22, 2025
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kamikaze vag ~ n. simple ~ when you are a clog wearing dutch kamikaze vag either as a person or with one
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The alien self proclaimed angel was actually a kamikaze vag who ruined two souls for the price of her 4^17^191 lifetimes minimum in Nash with SawYewem. She could not control her n****r pizza addiction.
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Hey Vag.Jones, can you pass the butter?
Hey Vag.Owens, I’m really proud of the talented and beautiful young woman you have become!
Hey Vag.Owens, I’m really proud of the talented and beautiful young woman you have become!
by Magic-hero95 August 5, 2024
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She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
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