A learning institution which advertises on daytime TV. Oftentimes with attempts to display lame lifestyles in order to promote an equally lame lifestyle that can be had with their useless programs. These schools offer programs in areas that do not actually need training to understand.
If you have ever watched Price is Right you know what it is.
If you have ever watched Price is Right you know what it is.
Kevin called that TV University, got a free brochure and started an exciting career in medical billing today!!
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The Universe has 0 creatures, because the universe is infinite and the number of creatures is finite. And all finite numbers divided by infinite are so small that it can be rounded to 0.
It has no importation or exportation, because it has nowhere to export or from which to import.
It also has no monetary unity and no banks.
The Universe has 0 creatures, because the universe is infinite and the number of creatures is finite. And all finite numbers divided by infinite are so small that it can be rounded to 0.
It has no importation or exportation, because it has nowhere to export or from which to import.
It also has no monetary unity and no banks.
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(n) The loveliest village on the plains. Home of the Auburn Tigers. The only university in Alabama with a decent reputation outside of the state.
by Marchant July 23, 2004
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As an anomaly Towson has the most beautiful girls out of any school on the east coast. they are extremely fit and dress extremely sexy. The male/female ration is skewed somewhere along the lines of 70% to 30% and the women are above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. due to such a skewed ratio, on the most part, guys get laid by the end of their freshmen year.
For the most part, during freshmen orientation, most guys will think they've died and gone to pootang heaven.
As an anomaly Towson has the most beautiful girls out of any school on the east coast. they are extremely fit and dress extremely sexy. The male/female ration is skewed somewhere along the lines of 70% to 30% and the women are above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. due to such a skewed ratio, on the most part, guys get laid by the end of their freshmen year.
For the most part, during freshmen orientation, most guys will think they've died and gone to pootang heaven.
I went to towson university for the first time and was in disbelief beacuse of the amount of hot girls surrounding me.
by BalCo September 7, 2006
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A trolling group in the online browser game eRepublik, Harvad University was born from the ashes of a failed chan alliance, separating the whinging crybabies full of troll's remorse from those whose sole aim was to cause butthurt and frustrate all the serious business eRepublik players.
Amongst the faculty is Brofessor of Macroeconomics, David Peel and interestingly well-known gay porn star Billy Herrington.
Harvard University regularly DDOS eRepublik servers and country forums, particulary during important battles and elections to cause maximum lulz. They are well known for several long-term trolling campaigns including taking over eVenezuela and raising all taxes to 100%, the minimum wage to 999VEB and eventually forcing the president to concede the entire country to eBrazil; and for causing mass panic in eSouth Africa after they hacked into president Ines Schumacher's account and declared war on allies eAustralia, nearly bringing down the entire SOL alliance in the process. The countries forums were also destroyed and plastered with gore for the lulz.
Deeply despised throughout the eRepublik world, Harvad University continue to reap havoc and butthurt upon all those who dare oppose them. Having recently left eSouth Africa no-one is quite sure of their next target, but rest assured: no nation or citizen is safe!
A trolling group in the online browser game eRepublik, Harvad University was born from the ashes of a failed chan alliance, separating the whinging crybabies full of troll's remorse from those whose sole aim was to cause butthurt and frustrate all the serious business eRepublik players.
Amongst the faculty is Brofessor of Macroeconomics, David Peel and interestingly well-known gay porn star Billy Herrington.
Harvard University regularly DDOS eRepublik servers and country forums, particulary during important battles and elections to cause maximum lulz. They are well known for several long-term trolling campaigns including taking over eVenezuela and raising all taxes to 100%, the minimum wage to 999VEB and eventually forcing the president to concede the entire country to eBrazil; and for causing mass panic in eSouth Africa after they hacked into president Ines Schumacher's account and declared war on allies eAustralia, nearly bringing down the entire SOL alliance in the process. The countries forums were also destroyed and plastered with gore for the lulz.
Deeply despised throughout the eRepublik world, Harvad University continue to reap havoc and butthurt upon all those who dare oppose them. Having recently left eSouth Africa no-one is quite sure of their next target, but rest assured: no nation or citizen is safe!
"God damn Harvad faggots, I lost my HW medal after 245 consecutive days"
"So called "Harvad University" deserve to burn in hell for this, they have destroyed my beloved country. I will fight them til the end of my days."
"eRepublik is down again..."
"Probably those Harvard morons"
"Don't you mean Harvad?"
"Shut up"
"So called "Harvad University" deserve to burn in hell for this, they have destroyed my beloved country. I will fight them til the end of my days."
"eRepublik is down again..."
"Probably those Harvard morons"
"Don't you mean Harvad?"
"Shut up"
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<GUer> PERHAPS YOU DONOT UNDERSTAND THAT IF WE SAIL TOO FAR WE WILL FAL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
(it's hard to believe, but that is an actual quote)
(it's hard to believe, but that is an actual quote)
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