bath turtle

a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.

"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "

by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014

durty turtle

When your turtle head peaks out too far and leaves a stain on your undies.

Hey Honey, can you wash my undies for me? My durty turtle left a big stain on them.

by Pags87 November 23, 2014

Baseball Turtle

Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.

Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!

by Kili the Dwarf December 6, 2014

awkward turtle squad

A rare selective group comprised of the dankest meme masters who often find themselves acting like awkward turtles.

Dang, I wish I was a part of the awkward turtle squad. Too bad it's only Dirty Dank Darrel and Dirty Dank Daisy...

by Dirty Dank Daisy March 3, 2016

Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline

Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!

by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018

Urinal Turtle

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1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}

1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.

by walkerslaw69696969 December 1, 2017

Nested Turtle

1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.

“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”

by CammyAlva June 24, 2018