All talk and no trousers

When someone talks about someone else in a way that would suggest that they had slept with someone, but had in fact not.

Dude 1: I banged her so hard last night!!!
Dude 2: Haha!!! Really?
Dude 3: Man... you're all talk and no trousers

by BigBadDoc July 28, 2012

Trouter

Trouter-(noun)- A person that joins a group on Facebook because it relates to them somehow, makes them feel like a part of a whole, or seems funny, and doesn't look at it again after joining.

"1,000,000 people to make a Dislike Button on Facebook"
*Join*
"Join this if you hate waiting in lines"
*Join*

Person B: CAN YOU STOP JOINING THESE GROUPS? YOUR SPAMMING MA NOTIFICATIONS YOU FUCKING TROUTER.

by Etymology Clarification November 8, 2009

trouser cake

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anus between six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.
Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.
2:) Pornstars never ever have it.
3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.
4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy
5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 16, 2008

trouser fairy

a person who is the same sex that wants to get in your pants.

OMG it a trouser fairy. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

by darkmshadow February 21, 2010

Trout sucking a lemon

when someone tries to pout seductively, however the result is a painful grimace, like one is struggling in their attempts to look seductive.

Everytime Eimear is in a photograph she looks like a trout sucking a lemon.

by Dirky McDiggler August 11, 2011

Rainbow Trout

A piece of Poo similar to the species the Brown Trout however this one has visited a Rainbow Party and gotten a full set of lipstick rings on it.

The girls at the party were so nasty I cant believe they gave me the Rainbow Trout.

by Nils_Lars July 16, 2008

Trout

Word to describe anybody on the planet.

"Jade Goody died the other day."
"Oh? She was a fucking trout, anyway."

Or, if somebody pisses you off...

"The FUCKING trout."

by Phallica June 16, 2009