School

a long and pointless part of life to suck out your soul and for the government to decide whether you're going to live in riches or if you're going into a soul-sucking career with barely a salary. they also hand out something called homework that'll make sure you can never follow your REAL ambitions. it's fucking horrible and the sooner people realise the better.

person1: hey what's that sound?

person2: the souls of the dammed, over there at the school

person1: I thought that's what I heard, poor students

by Seishin_The_Dutchie April 30, 2020

School

A government-sanctioned concentration camp that brainwashes parents into thinking it's important.

I don't care if there is a tornado, you're still going to school!

by MemeMaster9000 November 24, 2021

School

A social hierarchy ruled by kids compensating for their own deep insecurities by putting others down.

School? I think someone died there yesterday.

by SparkySala November 14, 2017

school

sexist to boys

school is not fun

by alex the taki May 23, 2022

school

you dont wanna go... but you have to. it sucks

12 year old who has tiktok: Mom i dont wanna go to school

Mom: too bad

12 year old who has tiktok: but im gonna die of boredom

my mom forced me to go to school and i said no... now im grounded

by Joegamerbro December 09, 2018

School

prison for children, write useless things that you will never need in your life for 7 hours, shitty lunch food, mostly shitty teachers who will destroy any left over self-esteem and will mainly focus on helping the good students and will not do anything to help the ones that are struggling, cant speak, go to the toilet or take a sip of water without permission from the teacher, jackasses in class who act like gods compared to everyone else, asking you to finish their assignment for them, give them YOUR money and food

Teacher: Now open your books page 46 and-
Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know.. CAN YOU?
Kid: ...

Kid: ... MAY I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No
Kid: But- it's an emergency
Teacher: The bell rings in 10 minutes, hold it in
Kid: Are you kidding me?
Teacher: Quiet, start reading
Kid: This school sucks..

by hellishflames February 16, 2022

School

A stupid ass thing that'll ruin your brain and get tortured by, People got upset about it even though everyone complains about it

"I hate school"
"I hate school too!"
"I Hate school too!"
School lover: "You guys hate it? :( I love school <3"
A kid slaps the shit outta the school lover. "Bitch you gotta hate school!"

by theteeheegod1 August 23, 2021