Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.
They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.
A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.
Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.
A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.
Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021
Get the Wet Whitesmug. taking a girl's sock, proceeding to jizz inside it and forcing the girl to put the sock back on her foot for the rest of the day
by caucasiantemptation February 5, 2012
Get the the wet seagullmug. A hard, stinging slap on the ass, the kind that starts a fight amongst boys in the locker room. If it is a softer tap, it becomes a dry slappy.
by EPCROCKER February 26, 2017
Get the wet slappymug. by said2k October 15, 2016
Get the wet asfmug. To take shots or drink any alcoholic beverage, mainly vodka/liquor to the point you are atleast tipsy.
Yo, its thirsty thursday and we got drinks on deck. That means its time to get Wet Up! Holla Atcha Gwalla
by TeddiGraham March 2, 2010
Get the Wet Upmug. by wet poncho villa July 27, 2014
Get the wet ponchomug. Guy 1: "Bro, wha'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"
Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"
by matt555 August 9, 2009
Get the wet axemug.