Big Man With A big Plan

Simply the biggest man

Hey ur a big man with a big plan

by Big man with a big plan November 21, 2020

planning a premie

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.

Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"

by phishtails September 11, 2009

The 3d plan

When plan one isn't an option, plan two is too expensive, so you punch her in the uterus

Man we had to go with the 3d plan

by SuckMyWalugi August 22, 2017

Intel Core Plan

1.The plan to assassinate Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging their computers so hard that all of intel's graphic cards exploded

2. Shoving intel graphics cards down people's throat so hard that they turn into computers

Artzhole: Did you hear about the intel core plan?
Artzholm: No, did you hear about it?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Plan

A waste of time. You always die before you plan on dying.

Based on the case outcome, those dorks want to tell people in every city what their plan is like they own the place, and turn the whole thing into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Longhorn Plan

1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.

2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.

Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?

Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...

Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.

Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan

by ztpruit January 26, 2010

Puss Plan

A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.

Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.

by Brookside23 March 3, 2022