by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021
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"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"
by Tridents March 30, 2025
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I offered to buy the hot brunette by the bar a drink and she said "Sure, I'm Jessica from Ohio & THIS is an Ohio Handshake" and reached down, took hold of my cock and smiled.
by ncoastjack November 28, 2017
Get the Ohio Handshake mug.After masturbation, you shake hands with another human. Jergan's is a common lotion found by teen boys bedsides, accompanied by a box of tissues
Before I went in to that interview yesterday I rubbed one out, totally forgot to wash my hands, gave that interviewer the Jergan's Handshake.
by CinnamonBun28 October 4, 2019
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“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
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by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
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